Dear god.

The guy next to me is huge. The way you think of gods as huge. His whole front is smashed and billowing over like a muffin. Jesus.

And the smell... I hate to judge but I am being pummeled into the window. Ouch. Smoosh!

Monday

Checked work mail just now and two people "out sick" already. Case of the Mondays no doubt. Delightful. I can only do what I can.

Love seeing so many people reading books on the train.

Crazy for Jesus

Guy singing about how awesome the "Lord" is. Loudly. On a crowded train.

Crazy nutbag.

Surprise

This is one day where it's starting good and I hope gets better. It is Friday and I had no idea. Surprise!
I woke up early, it's sunny, and I am alive.

Night

Leaving the bar is weird downtown. A 40 minute ride with no bathroom is... Inconvenient.

*crosses legs*

PSXOne

The one tunnel reminds me of the game Ridge Racer on the original playstation. Dave and I would always compete for the best lap time.

Brief good feel memory.

Ernest

Maybe we all need an alter ego. Not necessarily a super hero or arch villain, but more of a Tyler Durden.

Replacement

Yes it's warm. Yes we wear less. If your bra is laden with rips and holes perhaps a shirt?

Also other dude, why are you sweating so much? Is this train a finish line to a a marathon? Weird.

Finally: unless you are going to put your phone on speaker, talk quieter. The whole train is getting half of a conversation.

Ugh

Smells like someone dumped a bottle of Febreeze and coffee on the train. Wtf. It's as though no one cares that they share an enclosed space with several hundred people.

Friday.

Yeah. It's over. Another week. Gorgeous weekend ahead.
Done with people.

Early

Woke up early, train station early, to work early... This means breakfast! Heh.

Not many people on this train.

Heart

That's it: time to cut out caffeine.

Slump

Dear younger generation:

Your posture collectively sucks all curved forward like a very jumbo shrimp.

This exudes low self esteem and screams for a Myers-Briggs tattoo showing off your Introvert Pride.

Also: pull up your pants - your underwear selection isn't interesting enough to show off.

Get off my lawn.

Up

I saw a guy looking up. Who could guess what he was looking at, but it was raining. He stared into the sky. People looked from him to his focus and back wondering. Some laughed. Some looked puzzled.

Someone called the cops.

They approached him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Looking up," was all he replied.

It's not a crime so they left with a shrug, and he looked up - seeing something or nothing we couldn't see.

I left to go back to work, he was still looking up as I held him in my sight as long as I could.

It was amazing how much commotion was caused for someone doing something so simple, yet out of the ordinary.

Nice

Late trains are empty trains.
Much more comfortable, much less in the way of interesting people.