All that.

Dear girl on the train,

If you are a lithe 5’11” (mostly leg), red-haired, and you decide to wear a pinstripe pencil skirt, spaghetti-strap tank top, and heels, please do not get all upset at people looking at you. I’d never seen so many dirty looks returned to several people in my life. I mean it’s called “attractive” for a reason, and if you dress in such a way, be prepared to just deal with attention you get.  Yes it makes you feel pretty and beautiful, but that’s because you are.

Or at least were until that attitude clouded your outward appearance.  Next time wear a garbage bag to match that sparkling personality of yours.

(Or simply smile back.)

Regards,

Your fellow red-blooded male passengers.