Blerg

Strange train swaps, one train almost rear ends the one in from of us, and creepy dude just had to count out loud against the map how many stops before his.

ONE, TWO, THREE...

Barely

Trains in the morning show up at 7:01, 7:05 and 7:11. After that it's a longer wait and I basically am somewhat screwed to get to work on time.

Thankfully I snagged the 7:11 one today. Will allow me a cup of tea and a muffin before diving into my shitpile of work.

Mass effect

Not sure what is going on, but train ridership has doubled if not tripled recently. It's obnoxious to say the least not just for the influx, but all these newbies don't know, "the rules."

Guh.

Too many

Far too many people and not enough trains.
Can't type.

No butts

The seats on the train were designed for people without asses.
Well more like very narrow pudgy asses, since they are slim and hard.

Falling

Falling in love is cruel. Why are we designed to do it.
It's been a year and a half and it won't, fucking stop.

Breakfast

Dear Mr cyclist,

Kudos on you for eating breakfast. It's an important meal.
Your choice of an orange on a closed train shares it with us a bit too much.
Next time bring enough to share, or you can wait it out.

Attitude

I think a smidge less attitude would make the world a better place overall. I don't know where all these shoulder chips came from, but it seems everyone has one.

Set down that baggage people.

Okay.

This week went so fast. I am shocked.
Not even caring about the rail denizens right now. I am all sorts of off. Time to relaaaaaaax.

Unhealthy

It's easy to lose faith in humanity. Gaining it and keeping it, that is the struggle.
Time to disconnect.

Infection

Some people annoy you only a little with their loud ring tones, one-sided conversations, and general rudeness.

You don't want to be too mean or cruel, so I hope this stupid woman in front of me who barged her way onto the train, pushing me aside while yammering on we phone gets a painful infection.

Maybe her big toe, or a urinary tract. Just enough to give her some quality discomfort.

Famous

Sometimes I see someone on the train that reminds me of someone famous. In this case there is a girl who looks just like Kristen Stewart from the Twilight movies. I'm resisting the urge to ask her I'd she has been asked that.

I bet this girl is a better actress, though.

Entitlement, again

Full train. Almost empty one 2 minutes behind this one. Announcement made to this effect.

You might think someone may just wait for the next one.

Nope! Everyone shoves their way on as hard as they can. Morons! I hope they hit every red light on the way home to equal the 2 minute wait.