Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Fat train

For this train to be able to fit their average rider, they would have to use both tracks to make one large fatass train. Three-foot wide recliners with Cheetos and Starbucks coffee dispensers on each one.

I know most Americans are overweight, maybe obese, but the average here is tragic avalanche fat.

I am not a tiny guy, but this guy next to me has thighs bigger than my waist and he gave me a dirty look for sitting next to him. You see, he had a butt cheek on each seat. Sorry no: smash in boy. One seat per person.

I think I'll have oatmeal instead of a bagel for breakfast in honor of him.

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