Pariah

I've said this too many times. I could write a separate blog about this. 

Age trumps gender when it comes to seating on the train, sugar.

The only reason I have to say this again is because of your need to verbally make note of, "no gentleman willing to offer their seat."

First off: I am not a gentleman.

Secondly: You are fully capable of standing there with your paltry 19 years of life, yoga pants, and bookbag.

Lastly: Shut your mouth, girl. You flap open your lips with dribble like that you deserve replies like mine.

For the record, "Guess not, princess," was the nicest way for me to put that.