Mass texting

Me and like seven people around me as furiously texting. It's like we are reporters sending in breaking news.  Only the news isn't relevant to anyone: 

"Girl Pairs Boots with Hideous Purse."

"Two Indian men meet and struggle to pronounce each other's names." (Seriously.. )

"Manly blue collar guy is reading 'Hunger Games.'"

It is one stop away from mine and the train just flushed half of its humans onto the platform. It's a large Park & Ride, so it makes sense.

Now I am texting alone.  I mean: 

"Lonely man finds friendship in technology."