Unwieldy

Purse management is one of my pet peeves on public transit. I understand some ladies need to bring a carpetbag full of any situational accoutrement everywhere they go. It happens. There are guys like this who do so with a backpack. 

And let's be clear: if you are not a student, your backpack is a backpurse. 

I digress: if you deem it necessary to tote one of these monstrosities with you: be aware of where it is at all times when in close quarters. And for the love of god, no sudden movements like a pirouette. 

My matrix-like dodge to avoid being nailed in the eyeball by your hot pink, leather-studded satchel flail was deft but shouldn't be necessary.

Do it again, I might scissor your strap. And yes, I am super aware of what those things cost.