Flail

The woman next to me, who looks like a skinny Judy Dench, is talking emphatically and gesturing like mad. The main problem with this is that she has sharp elbows and they hurt when she jabs me in the ribs. 

I wish she would learn to whisper. Not because of the sound, but because perhaps her elbows would only tickle.

And her coffee smells horrible...  Hehe.