• he is nervous enough as it is with his leg twitching next to me
• his taste buds are either dead or stupid because his mug smells like a delightful mix of ash, dirt and feet
• he isn't very coordinated with his lips judging by the coffee drips on his shirt.
Today is Tuesday. Who needs to be awake for a Tuesday? Skip the coffee bro. Fill that sucker with some rum & coke and enjoy your day.
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