Liquid

Fun fact: if you break the seal at the bar downtown, 5 minutes into your 37 minute train ride home, you'll have to pee so badly it causes physical pain.

It's a fairly empty train right now. Everyone has two seats, and are downtown already if they need to be, or will return later when their youthful bodies tell them to leave. 

Oh my.. I don't remember the train being quite so bumpy. I hope I don't get to the stage where I am weighing pros and cons to just wetting myself. 

Okay not really but.. Driver! Skip a few stops and get me home!!!