Sniff

Back in the 80s, there was a movie called, "The Incredible Shrinking Woman." It starred, I think, Lily Tomlin as a housewife who accidentally spilled all her cleaning chemicals on her one day. The mixture was just right, and she shrunk. Hijinx ensued.

Fantastic premise I know, but also the biting social commentary of a chemically reliant society. 

I want walk down the platform of the train and sniff each person, and if they are drowned in perfume or cologne, should be able to poke them in the face or pour water on their head. I feel with all these chemicals, I may emerge from my commute with a second head or gills.

Gag.