Penguin

If you are an idiot criminal who skateboards from crime to crime, you may want to pull up your pants. You got caught because you couldn't waddle fast enough and fell down. I will admit it was profoundly funny for me. Thank you.

Also, a very animated quiet conversation just happened between me and an elderly lady. I have headphones in so it was all pantomimed. I was trying to give my seat up to her, and she refused with a large thank you. Smiles abound.

Nice people on this here train so far. Weird.