Bounce

Drunk guy comes into the bar all belligerent. He is 86'd and sits outside while the bartender calls a cab.

Well he decides to go for a walk, falls down, bounces his head off the sidewalk and knocks himself out.

Now 911 is called instead of Radio Cab.
When I walked away he was fighting the paramedics that he wouldn't go to the hospital for lack of insurance.

Fun.