Churchfinder

A couple, ignorantly in love, are sitting here reading a book filled with churches. Like apartment finder magazine.

I wonder if it's geographical, separated by sect, or maybe in ranking order of how much damnation you will experience if you should divorce.

You know, like a sliding hell scale. Flip to pg.209 if true love. If she is just hot and dumb, perhaps something in the pg.12 area.