Mothers

Millions of new disabled are created every day. All they need to do is pump out a unit. Apparently being a mom with a stroller qualifies you to take up all the seats reserved for seniors and people with disabilities. There are four of them. 

There is some science on your side here. Studies show that becoming a parent drops your overall IQ by a number of points, likely pushing you onto the uphill side of the bell curve into double-digit land.

This effect is exacerbated with more children.

It is, however, important that I point out that your resultant condition, and apparent inability to operate birth control, are not what the happy train people mean by disability.

In other news, the person next to me has a clear Tupperware bottle of what looks like a purple-brown paste. It's nauseating to watch her take sips from its huge boba-like straw. I'm assuming it's delicious because.. it has to be. It looks like she is drinking Vegemite.

Also: funny watching a woman with three (3) very large purses try to get comfortable. I should be videoing this, or at least playing Yaketty Sax music.