Obvious

Dude, really? We get it. In fact, all red-blooded men on this train get it: she is attractive. Glance and look away. She is still a person. She is poorly dressed for this cold weather, and has nice bits, but you pretty much are puttin the "creep" in "creeper."

You haven't just mentally undressed her, you are doing far far worse in your head. I can tell the way your eyes are locked on her waist and the tip of your tongue is slightly poking through your front teeth.

Glance and look away.  Jeez. I bet the stop she just got off want even hers; but just the closest place you weren't.

I need a shower now.