Chatter

It's too early to sit between six people all catching up with each other. This guy played soccer, that gal went to her kid's play, this lady is having surgery tomorrow on her foot, that guy is bringing store-bought cookies to a potluck (lame).

Wow. You people lead awesome lives! Why isn't there some updating website or TV show on Discovery where I can follow all the wacky happenings that goes on! What season of Train Diaries is this? Please don't spoil for me what wrinkleface there is planing to read next week. I want to be surprised!

Also: I may or may not be real irritable. Going to snag a banana and some coffee this morning. It must be hangry. The woman next to me is resting her (fake!) Gucci purse on my arm and I am daydreaming about force feeding to her.