Sweat

Nice shirt, nice slacks, nice shoes, nicely coifed hair... You smell like a four-day-old armpit.

Before you climb into your monkey suit, hose off first. It's not that difficult.

I see you are new to the insurance industry. Look buddy, you're going to be spending quality time in close proximity to your clients, you're going to need to smell the part. You seem really nice but I want to hip check you into a kiddie pool filled with Febreeze right now.