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There have been several times I have complained about girls and their purses, but they have nothing on the hipster-douche bicyclist with their Chrome messenger bag.

Control your purse, dumbass! You thwacked me, and bounced it off five other people as you walked down the aisle. It was reminiscent of the guitar/nun scene from Airplane: bong bong bong...

Need to break my fast. Today begins a new chapter at work.