Strollers

Packed trains are no places for strollers, bicycles, and loud phones playing games with their sound maxed out. Shoving your way on and making scoffing remarks is just beyond the pale.

I don't know how some of you people consider yourselves useful members of society, but you are the colossal yin to the pleasant yang of people who hold doors, offer seats to elderly, and say, "thank you," when appropriate.

Please stop going out into public. You are unnecessarily using up valuable air and space.