El-oh-el

Crowded Friday rush hour train and you are butt-hurt you and your four friends with your five bicycles want to push on? What's this? A wall of citizens collectively preventing you from getting on?

Excellent! Nothing brings people together like the social fight against mass douchebaggery.

What an amazing day out today! Sunny, breezy, 68 degrees, and some girl somewhere on this train is wearing Gucci perfume. This has brought a huge, happy smile to my face. I bet I look crazy. But that is because I am: Crazy in love.