Drama

Listening for about 10 minutes of this loud mouth girl go off to her girlfriend was almost too much. She is doling out advice to her how, due to her friends boyfriend's alcoholism, because he isn't paying rent and he needs to man up because he is jeopardizing the friends potential credit and rental history.

True! You nailed it. Shouting this on a quiet train makes you a helpful, but annoying-as-shit, friend.

I got up and walked to the other end of the train without saying a word where it is much quieter. Now the only oddity I see is the older woman in front of me reading what appears to be the Mexican equivalent of Cosmo. 

¡Diez secretos en el dormitorio que no quieren que usted sepa!*

*Ten secrets in the bedroom he doesn't want you to know!