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I am irritable this morning. Just about everyone on this train is already on my nerves. It's like a greatest hits of obnoxious. And it's not my usual train. Why? Because mine showed up five minutes early today and was pulling away as I got to the platform. Thanks for making me late to work asshats!

This train has... Super large people taking up two seats: check. Loud valley girls talking loudly about nothing, one of which has a large purse which has hit me twice: check/check. Some guy just got on who seriously bathed in musky cologne: check. 

Need breakfast... I'll probably snap out of it.  If only I could get this old lady to stop staring at me. It's really creepy.